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Sneezier: *Gets on the throne* Hmph, MDY, my new machine is a combination of magic technology.*Presses button**It turns into a war machine**Heroic voice* No dark counterpart, I will not let you control it & MDY, aim for the weapons.

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“How do we know we can trust you?” Sneezier asked.
“You can come to Popworld and see firsthand how my rule has positively affected the planet,” Dark Top said.
“It could be a trap,” Scorch noted.
“Could be!? OF COURSE IT IS! This is Dark Top we’re talking about, everything dark about Top!” Light Top said.
“You mean the space under his hat?” Topper asked.
“Ignoring that,” Light Top said.

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"Oh hey look IT'S A KITTY!" shouted Litera, "Come here Kitty! Do that thing where you hold a cheeseburger and say stuff like Can I has. Hahaha internet jokes never get old!"

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Koop: OMG! DR. MARIO IS ABOUT TO SPILL THE BEANS! *knocks down a can of beans* WATCH OUT TOP! YOU MIGHT KICK THE BUCKET! *kicks a bucket* Phew... That was close...
That: *appears* HOW DID YOU KNOW? I COULD'VE SWORN YOU COULDN'T SEE ME!

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“If you’re not going to be stomped flat,
You’ll need trickier moves than that!”

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“Maybe we'll be lucky and won't get attacked today,” Evelyn mused.
“Pfft. Yeah right,” Topper muttered. “Rexor attacks us all the time. He's probably planning something right now.”

At Rexor's Castle, Rexor slammed his fist into his throne's arm. “I'VE GOT IT! We'll go out to a barbeque place!” His minions chattered in agreement to his restaurant decision.

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Zaku C: That sucks man but we're cheering for you man and nuke some cities for us.

Little Feebas in the river, dully does it swim
Paying no attention, yes this fish is rather dim
A sudden movement, Feebas screams; Arrokuda is its fate!
The fish darts jaw-first to Feebas. "Hi! Isn't my jaw great!
"Look how sharp, how pointy it is! I bite things real, real good!
"I got sharp teeth, my jaw is strong, like Arrokuda should!"
Yes it seems this Rush fish only wanted to boast a bunch.
Its jaw shown off it floats away, then Cramorant had lunch.
- #846

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“Black market? Man, you can't believe everything you hear, y'know! This is a Grade-A, family-safe magical supply store!”
“Because magical supplies are always family-safe,” Sub muttered.
“But that doesn't mean YOU should play with them,” the toad said, pointing to you, the reader.
“That's right. Magic can be dangerous, and in inexperienced hands could cause grave danger to both you and your family and friends, so remember...”
They both added together, “Don't play with magic!”

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"I'm a robot, robots don't feel dread," Merty said. "AAA WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE"
Whoops that was a joke done with Tron before. Probably multiple times, in fact.

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FF: But-
Boodo: NO RANDOM COMMENTS! I'M SICK OF THIS! YOU SHUT THE HELL UP RIGHT NOW!
FF: ...

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"I thought this was a forum!" said Litera, looking up.
The camera zoomed out, going off the planet, out of whatever star system we're in, out of the galaxy out of the universe, out of the infinite amount of universes, into a black dot in this "i," then finally zooming out of your monitor, showing you.
"AHHH! IT'S UGLY!" screamed Litera.

After months, or maybe it was a year, of putting it off, I've put together a page for comics. Most of it is the Pokemon Moon comic, which gets its own page because there's so dang many of 'em, but there's also the one Cloudy Cuckoo Cosmail comic and a couple miscellaneous ones.
also a hypnosisnakerotica one
cloudycuckoocosmos.com/other-w

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"Hey. Righto. Wake up," the left Vanilluxe head said.
After about ten seconds of completely indistinguishable mumbling, the right head finally said, "I don't want tooooo."
"Yeah, well, the building's on fire." While the Pokemon that worked there panicked, tried to save documents, and tried to put out the fire, this Vanilluxe continued to just float there and bicker with itself.

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Top spat a bunch of credits at the shopkeeper. "One Lamborghini hot tub, please!"

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"Mario Jr.!"
"Mario... That name is perfect!"
Then the kid was an abomination to society officially.

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FF: Okay... we're off to continue searching and such... Oh my god! I forgot what I was looking for!
Tundra: =\ That planet crystal thingie mabober
FF: Oh that's right...

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