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New year! New chapter! Same fighting! Well, not the same fighting, but in 32: Food Fighting, Top enters the middle of a melee in the castle. They eventually get thrown into the one place they can do the most damage: a kitchen.
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is available now! Yeah! It's on Smashwords, Barnes & Noble, iTunes, and Kobo! Check it out! Read the free preview! Have fun! dutholeccuckooland.wordpress.c

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"Really," said Sub, "How do you explain that?"
Sub pointed to the Cloud, of which clones were scanning, taking images, and examining the surface of. Samples of the Cloud's mist-like substance were being taken.
"Um... it's a visible mass of droplets or frozen crystals that has come in contact with the ground?" Topmonhit asked.

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There was one food stand not far away labeled "Count Chocula's Choco-Stand". A Zubat was at the stand, but it was asleep. Upside-down.

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Goomba 6: ...Now what?
Other Goombas: ..LET'S GET SOME ONIONS!
*They run off to find some onions*

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"I also realised that your trying to kill me."

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Gallore: No, I won't let you cause suffering and disaster to the neighborhood, your will be responsible for the damage to my neighbor's garden. I also realised that your trying to kill me. This Sneasel is a menace to our community, he should be punished.

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The groups ran off in different directions, leaving the fortress. Only Ein and Litera remained. Ein looked around, confused.
“Don’t worry,” said Litera, “You’re coming with me. We have a secret mission from the Big O himself. In other words, ROAD TRIP!”
Litera sprinted off toward the hanger, leaving Ein to tread slowly behind him.
“I’m starting to think coming here was a bad idea...” muttered Ein.

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A door opened up in President Bombface's control center. “Ah, you have arrived! I hope you didn't have any trouble with my invading forces.”
“They recognized me, it seems.”
“Dr. Tyrato,” President Bombface stated. Indeed, it was. “I hope you find your time working for me filled with... stuff... that's good. Right.”

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people say I'm an incredibly patient person but really I just have no idea what's going on at any point ever

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Luigi, your mother was a Yoshi because you don't know your parents.

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“STOP BEING A STORY HOG!” Topper yelled. “You appeared in The Great Creator & The Great Destroyer, The Legend in the Stars, The Top Plot for Takeover, AND NOW THIS!”
“Can I help it if a story with me doubles in popularity?” Bowser asked.

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Pyro: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME BE USEFUL! IT'S AGAINST MY RELIGION!

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"B-b-but... Are you sure it's a good idea...?" Frederik seemed quite hesitant.
"Fine, if you're gonna be such a baby about it, I'll do all the work! You can't even have any of what I'm gonna get!" She'd definitely remember to plant the crystals now. "Oh my god, this crystal thing can poop gold... Holy shit..."

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is going on hold; it's not that I don't want to continue it, but so many other projects I have going on are more important uses of my limited time and the original idea of writing the piece the day of is really difficult when I only do it once a week.
I might change how I do it and work on some privately here and there when inspiration hits. I'm not sure.
honestly just more and more of my time is taken with my more successful romance/erotica projects...

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Dusty Bellossom: Okay. ...So you're going to have a garden here from now on?

oh gourd, the animated film my friends and i watched for our movie night blindsided me 2/3 of the way in with one of my kinks
It's honestly a decent little movie though, I recommend it youtu.be/wIh_7rV7W24

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“Fired?” Frob said. “Madam! What might have possessed you to cease concract with certaint… er, cernant… bah! I wrote these lines, and I can’t even say them right!”
“You’re ugly, and I don’t like you,” Beldam said. “Now beat it before I freeze you two.”

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