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29: Friend Missing; Love Gone! is up!
Alden stumbles upon a Salenth Kingdom military camp and gets involved in a big mess. He has Top, but he'll have to stand up for himself to make it.
This chapter leads into what is basically the climax over a series of chapters. We're heading into action for the rest of this story, get ready for a ride!
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is available now! Yeah! It's on Smashwords, Barnes & Noble, iTunes, and Kobo! Check it out! Read the free preview! Have fun! dutholeccuckooland.wordpress.c

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*They're standing by it's southern entrance*
Owl: *stands on a nearby tree* Hoot. Beware. This forest full of danger it is. Enchanted creatures await. Get lost, and so will your soul. HOOT! *flies off*
Koop: HOLY CRAP! DID THAT OWL JUST-
Zar: Talk? Yes. It did before.
Koop: No, I was about to say "take a crap", but talk sounds like a less dirty and toilety thing to say.

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Oshy grabbed Lucky. "You'd be amazed what you can do when panicking, now live up to your name!" he shoutd, and threw Lucky at Regice.

Lick the sand
Dig a hole
Sand gets stuck
Make a pearl
pbbbtth
Useless pearl
In the way
Spit it out
And swim away
- #90

Part of me has kind of felt this speech is melodramatic or something, but another part of me says that's kind of his intent with it. From 29: Friend Missing; Love Gone! cloudycuckoocosmos.com/cloudy-

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So uh. Going off my memory that is definitely 100% correct all the time. In a couple months I'll have hit 15 years of internet friends. There might only be one I still have contact with for that long, but still. I've had internet friends longer than most people go to public school.

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Okay so Fonut wanted me "to change your perspective to first person so i can see what magnetrogdor is looking at"

I've changed this character's name 3 times now. For increasing reasons. And the name I've decided on now at rather a whim is probably going to be one of those names where I'm not sure about it but I never reconsider it and it just sticks.

Why... is my home column's toots listed in a totally random order? Got 11h ago, 10h, 20h, 19h, 13h, 12h, 56m, 14h, 15, 16, 17, 1, 18, 6, 2, 7, 4, 8, 9, 5, 3...

All the time in Pokemon Duel there was an issue I had no idea about and got free gems. Apparently it happens in Pokemon Masters, too. I have no evidence this is a trick but nor do I have any evidence it is real.

what if a mobile microtransaction game made up a problem they fixed and as an "apology" for the issue gave people free currency but the entire point is to get people used to having this currency so they'll want to buy more

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Jirachi: *Throws Woot against a wall* Holding you has been boring!

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Cries: I WANT TO BLOW UP IT! :YahooCry: ME ASCARED ME CRY!
Koop: DO IT!... BLOW IT UP!... FIRE! FIRE FIRE FIRE!!!!

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“Okay! Thanks! And don't worry, this should be the last time we come for any lunar wings,” Topper said, waving to Cresselia with the lunar wings in his hand.
Cresselia, which currently had no wings at all, shouted out at them. “Okay, fine, this will be the last time,” Topper said, and Cresselia left.

Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Armor!
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'
Though the streams are swollen
Keep them Donphan rollin', armor!
- #232

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At Spiral Mountain, Banjo was out in front of his home playing golf, using Kazooie as the golf club. “Fore!” he exclaimed, and swung. He accidentally let go of Kazooie, and she went flying into the Spiral Mountain moat.

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“You are not as important as you may think,” Vire said, and Top cried.

Anyway, Alphadream went bankrupt because they never made Wario & Waluigi: Zuperztar Zaga.
That's it. That's the only reason. I don't care what games economists or whoever says, that's the reason.

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