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Some episodes of Star Trek are just so.... Horny.

Monday status:

Just called applicants for a position "work contestants"

A friend of #Trump bought a substantial part of #Twitter!

theguardian.com/technology/202

Let people on Twitter know!

You can lead them to #Mastodon. I published in Dutch a thread about it. If you are still on Twitter you can retweet it if you like.

twitter.com/jeroenpraat/status

Deepl machine translation:

pad.disroot.org/p/r.03cc0acf35

Star trek 

One thing the writers seem to have forgotten is old fashioned forensics. Just take prints!

Uspol 

My wife, re: Buttegieg:

"He's a gay, white, Cory Booker."

musical improv 

We did a really fun rhyming exercise today based on the Gaston song from Beauty and the Beast. You go through the song with each person singing one line at a time like:

Person A: No one A like Gaston
Person B: No one A like Gaston
Person C: Then we take a little longer to rhyme A like Gaston
Person D: Then you go a little longer for a non-sequitor.
All: My what a guy, that Gaston

As for me and my house, we will serve the GNU

Pain 

My legs hurt so bad and I don't know why

Good morning Party People, it's another glorious #VerseThursday

Caps, Star trek 

Anyway this thread was brought to you by Star Trek.. And casual sexism. And screwdrivers.

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What a garbage episode. Omg.

"I wouldn't change a thing"

Uuuuufgggghhh

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This is a space baby, right!

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"I'm guilty of a terrible crime, doctor...I offered you friendship!"

What.

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She's going to meet her HOLOSELF

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She's going to FALL IN LOVE .....

With his SCIENCE

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Baby is sucking power from Enterprise. Geordi and woman will... Fix... It?

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Oh gawd.

I was wondering how these stories would combine.

Oh it's bad tho

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Oh no, the space thing has IMPRINTED?

OMGOMGOMG

JESUS CHRIST

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