Surreal generated text 

Discovered that surrealist generator is a thing and I actually like the results. Some examples include:

"I'm a pilchard! I'm a live-in lover! I'm worthless! Go on a blind date with the koi carp, go on a blind date with the koi carp!"

"I've never been a crop circle."

"Thou shalt not lie in wait for naked paracetamols."

"Origami bathrobes! Billions of them! All of them retractable! "

Surreal generated text 

From a different generator, for surreal word definitions:

"Nihilism: a drop of the saline, watery fluid continually secreted by the lacrimal glands between the surface of the eye and the eyelid, serving to moisten and lubricate these parts and keep them clear of foreign particles."

"Rose: total rejection of established laws and institutions."

"Society: the planet third in order from the sun, having a period of revolution of 365.26 days, and having one satellite."

@rosareven I spend most of my day trying to convince my partner weird or false facts. I think some of these generators would bring me to a new level.

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