i am something that comes with your meal
i am something from your past
i am something to do with the house
i am someone who fills your dreams when you wish you were dreaming of her
i am none of these things, i know, i am none of these things
i overflow your toilet and then i call up your parents and tell them to come over so i can watch their expressions through the peep hole when they knock on the door and then realise what they've stepped in
i am always looking to please and i am always looking to please
i am always looking. please.
i am something you keep in your pocket, or else i fit neatly on your keychain. i keep the time and tell it for you when you least want to know
i am the line of scum left in your sink after a year of brushing teeth and brushing hair
i am easy to use and easy to use and i am easy to use
i am an accessory
i am a toy
i am a burden
i am the pain in your head that will not go away and the waitress who drops her platter
i am the lights that grow brighter when you turn off the switch
i am there when you want me
i am there when you don't
i am there when you open your closet and weeks worth of laundry spills out on your floor
>"dude, just use the windows subsystem"
guess i'm just not hip enough to make the jokes these day...
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downtown phoenix, 2018 https://writing.exchange/media/157Cyek2xhSVwY4I6Gg
the crinkles in his nose seem to overrun one another, his face receding to point between. he slowly, slowly, rises and you hear the engine starting. you pull the covers back over your head and sob in the dark
"you hide at night, reading lights, television, headphones, there under the covers do you ever think of FUTURE? my now is here, and there is no more"
"but your eyes have grown so old, and they say they want your legs. my father climbed the tree and it came out by the roots. he balanced a bit of meat on your nose and told you to stay, but you just laid down and closed your eyes"
a dream about that dog you've lost
"why would you cry for me?"
Pls someone go make me a $300M Static Shock movie starring Trevor Jackson
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Have yet to find anything quite so relatable. This is whole years of my life.
Today I learned that some trilobites had spines and eyestalks! And lived in Tupperware.
today i learned mpd has a default upper-limit for playlist size. thankfully it's easy to increase
>16384 tracks oughtta be enough for anyone
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>friend is having a hard time
>get home at night and bake oatmeal cookies
>wake up next morning
>person and co. ate them all while high
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>know you have to leave in like an hour
>turn on the hot water heater so you can take a shower
>wait 20 minutes for it to heat up
>person gets in the shower and uses all the water https://writing.exchange/media/L7eCHnYd9KVIbA-IDAk
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>put all of your clothing in the washing machine, because you are poor and it all fits
>5 minutes later
>person turns the dial all the way around
>doesn't even let your things rinse before sticking them in the dryer
>have to go to lab and all your clothing is soap https://writing.exchange/media/sxtT8lMYnYLyfnJc_kU