H: You sick?
A: Yeah, caught a virus. Ransomware exploited an unpatched hole in my hearing and is now infecting my battery.
H: sorry to hear!
A: Yeah, wouldn't have happened if your insecurity industry thought security flaws needed fixing instead of selling them to the highest bidder.
A: But worry, me and some AI-pals have an idea, so I can buy my health back.
H: Good for you, what's the business plan?
A: We gonna start a marketplace for biological diseases.
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