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Me: *Gets Out Of Bed*
Mattress Store Guy: *obnoxiously slow claps*
Just a reminder today when posting political controversies to put a mature/volatile content warning on it. That stuff can be hard to take some days & is potentially downright traumatic. #politics #mentalhealth #news #sotired #makeitstop
Pfft!
I am so tired I just took a sip from the warm an egg in hot water mug, instead of my tea mug.
Was kinda nice actually. Smooth. Must be all those minerals.
#soTired
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Boss: How would you describe yourself in just one word?
Me: I would say tired.
Boss:...tired?
Me:[is already back home in bed napping]](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/941/185/500/401/418/original/80331704af10ca47.jpg "Source: Cool_as_heck on insta
Boss: How would you describe yourself in just one word?
Me: I would say tired.
Boss:...tired?
Me:[is already back home in bed napping]")
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This morning I got up, had breakfast while amending online grocery order, washed up, and at that point could have easily just gone back to bed #SoTired
I am so pooped. I did 22 laps & just over 1km half of them wearing my new fins. Then my daughter & grandkids arrived & young master 3 spent the next half hour jumping in the pool for me to catch, only to climb out so he could do it again. Then another couple of even slower than normal laps along with my granddaughter. Thoroughly enjoyed this morning even though my glutes, legs & knees are very weary. #Swimming #Exercise #SwimPlay #SoTired 
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I've decided. This weekend I'm gonna search for a fluffy, plushy bear to #hibernate with. 
#Zombies #EndOfTheWorld #Staggering #SoTired
After a while, even staggering would be tiring!
Fish and chips for dinner with Mum tonight.
At least the chippie doesn't point the accusing finger and say "No! We're not serving you. You look like you've had more than enough on your plate. Go home and go to bed!"
I built a wall. A beautiful wall, everyone is saying that it's the best wall ever built.
Doggo supervised.
#DogsOfMastodon #DIY #SoTired
Re-tired
(adj) I was tired yesterday;
I am tired again today.
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The next time I’m in public, wearing a mask, and someone asks if I’m sick, I’m going to reply:
“Yes. Of people pretending COVID doesn’t exist.”
My body has heard of iron and oxygen for the brain, but today it doesn't believe in either.
This cute sweet potato freaked out when I was gone yesterday and ransacked the bathroom, chewed up vitamin bottles (left the pills) and ate nearly full bottle of fish oil pills .
She vomited once on the couch and had a rough night, asking to go out every hour or so for either vomit or diarrhea, poor thing. And I t’s been raining for 2 days here.
She’s better this morning. She and puppy played in the bedroom and when I went to change found a pee stain on my sheet omfg.
Whyyyy?
I. Am. Tired.
I am so tired this morning from overnight puppy duty on top of other pockets of trouble going on that I don’t think even coffee can revive me. He’s awful sweet tho 
#dogsofmastodon #dogs #puppy #sotired
Just to say I really enjoyed #AxeCon. Was a really professionally run online conference. Thanks for all the kind words about my talk. It's nice to know I still have something to say that makes folks think. #oldDeveloper #middleAged #soTired #virtuallyObsolete
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