So, you got together with a few friends and you've decided to start a J-Pop boy band (no actual musical skills required, only dancing skills,.computers and autotune will take care of the musical aspects). Now your band needs a catchy name.

No worries, I'm here to help you. Take an English noun. Any noun. And add Boy, Man or Mr. to it: Fish Boy, Snow Man, Mr. Children. (these are all actual names)
You're all set.

#Japan #JPop #Engrish

Alrighty then.

Just do it #engrish #funny

Oh hey, #GranTurismo4 comes with #Engrish! This is the description for the 4WD Challenge.

I love this kind of Engrish, it's beautiful, full of somehow-poetic turns of phrase I would never be able to come up with as a native speaker :)

This falls under the #cantmakethisshitup label... #AliExpress is so rude, they just called me a bad name. :)
#engrish

Pet vs. Petted. (as past-tense verb forms of 'pet')
#writingCommunity #grammar #engrish

Apparently, both are accepted. Pet is considered more informal and is supposedly a more 21st century use case. That being said, I know I have used "pet" as the past tense form my entire life (I'm in my fifties). "Petted" sounds forced and awkward to my ear. At least when used in a straightforward manner.

Just like Mom used to make.
#engrish #translation #translationfail #translationfails #german #chinese #funny #humor #humour

All Your Base Are Belong To Us

In A.D. 2101, war was beginning
What happen ?
Somebody set up us the bomb.
We get signal.
What !
Main screen turn on.
It's you !!
How are you gentlemen !!
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
What you say !!
You have no chance to survive make your time.
Ha Ha Ha Ha ....

That's what she gets for having two of them. #Engrish

Please don't touch yourself. #Engrish

Please do not throw objects to the pool of civil strife. Thank you. #Engrish

Thanks, I guess.#Engrish

Chicken rude and unreasonable. #Engrish

I don't want it then.