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Busted launch projections w/100+ attendees for a short story anthology.
Busted the pub's sales projections.
National book podcast showing interest.
Big local book Insta account wants to see more from me.

If you're an agent, I have a book ready. I'm ready. Let's do this already.

Check out Mixed Bag of Tricks here: http://tinyurl.com/28wt3mfc

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Busted launch projections w/100+ attendees for a short story anthology.
Busted the pub's sales projections.
National book podcast showing interest.
Big local book Insta account wants to see more from me.

If you're an agent, I have a book ready. I'm ready. Let's do this already.

Check out Mixed Bag of Tricks here: http://tinyurl.com/28wt3mfc

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Hello! Here's my semi-occasional, not frequent enough to be routine #introduction for any new folks joining the #fediverse or whatever they call it.

I #write #literary #fiction or #litfic as dudes who drink IPAs might call it before launching into a spiel on David Foster Wallace. And to make things harder on myself, I write #comedic literary fiction. I'm currently working on my 2nd novel (a #satire because I'm an optimist).

#comedy #writing #books #novel #amwriting

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Hello! Here's my semi-occasional, not frequent enough to be routine #introduction for any new folks joining the #fediverse or whatever they call it.

I #write #literary #fiction or #litfic as dudes who drink IPAs might call it before launching into a spiel on David Foster Wallace. And to make things harder on myself, I write #comedic literary fiction. I'm currently working on my 2nd novel (a #satire because I'm an optimist).

#comedy #writing #books #novel #amwriting

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Julie Andrews - dressed in a lovely black and white gown with a red scarf and sporting a pixie bob - makes a grand entrance giving max TAH DAH! at the end.

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Bad Writing Tip: GO SHOPPING
Who needs character development when you can have a new pair of boots?

You've had those Steve Maddens in your cart for two weeks, girl.

#badwritingtips #writingcommunity #writersofinstagram #writing #funny #bits

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Bad Writing Tip: GO SHOPPING
Who needs character development when you can have a new pair of boots?

You've had those Steve Maddens in your cart for two weeks, girl.

#badwritingtips #writingcommunity #writersofinstagram #writing #funny #bits

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1930s era woman with a curly bob sitting at her desk with her chin propped up on her hand and her other hand holding a pen. She's sitting at her desk and starting off into space. The image is a background image with a dark pink duo-tone wash. Title: Bad Writing Tips. GO SHOPPING. Who needs character development when you can have a new pair of boots?

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My mastodon alter-ego: Igor

- Acts casual
- Says nothing
- Slightly abby-normal

#WhatHump #TooLate #alterego #bits

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My mastodon alter-ego: Igor

- Acts casual
- Says nothing
- Slightly abby-normal

#WhatHump #TooLate #alterego #bits

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Young Frankenstein. Marty Feldman as Igor says "Say nothing, act casual" as he moves to stand next to Madeline Kahn, Gene Wilder's (Frankenstein's) financier...financee...

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