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Well, hello Green Bay!

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Well, hello Green Bay!

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Photograph of my story collection SOMETIMES CREEK resting top shelf in Lion’s Mouth Books in Green Bay, Wisconsin

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Because who can resist the smell of canned dog food?

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Because who can resist the smell of canned dog food?

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Watching Dodgers - Cardinals while at a bar for dinner last night. Muncy homers in the bottom of the eighth, giving LA the lead. “Muncy is really making a statement during this season!” the announcer said.

This is awful. It’s still March, and I’m already sick of baseball.

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Watching Dodgers - Cardinals while at a bar for dinner last night. Muncy homers in the bottom of the eighth, giving LA the lead. “Muncy is really making a statement during this season!” the announcer said.

This is awful. It’s still March, and I’m already sick of baseball.

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@allisonwyss * bookmarks thread

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@allisonwyss * bookmarks thread

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One of my favorite mastodon accounts => https://botsin.space/@pomological/1120 95651821577027

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One of my favorite mastodon accounts => https://botsin.space/@pomological/1120 95651821577027

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We can do better.

https://www. cnn.com/2024/03/12/politics/bi den-trump-presidential-nominees/index.html

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We can do better.

https://www. cnn.com/2024/03/12/politics/bi den-trump-presidential-nominees/index.html

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Screenshot of side-by-side headshots of president Joe Biden (left), and Donald Trump (right).

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@josh @JMMaok Oh man. I thought you meant master of fine arts methods.

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@josh @JMMaok Oh man. I thought you meant master of fine arts methods.

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I remember one commencement speech. My brother’s. He attended a private college, and the speaker, a business exec from 3M, gave advice on how to be a good worker and maybe even get promoted. I was 14. Oh, I said, when he was done.

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I remember one commencement speech. My brother’s. He attended a private college, and the speaker, a business exec from 3M, gave advice on how to be a good worker and maybe even get promoted. I was 14. Oh, I said, when he was done.

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Photograph of On Wisconsin magazine, a publication by the UW Alumni Assn. Title story is The Speech That Launched Your Life: Relive YW’s wisest commencement addresses.

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Emergency cheddar.
Everyone’s got one of these, right?

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Emergency cheddar.
Everyone’s got one of these, right?

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Photograph of a block of Tillamook sharp cheddar cheese on a cutting board next to a half-loaf of sourdough bread, a sliced tomato, and a quartered apple.

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So Walgreen’s has the option of waiting on hold to no music. You press the * key. Thank you! I thought. Then after pressing * I get the message “We’re sorry to keep you waiting….” Paragraph every eight seconds.

I think I’d prefer the muzak?

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So Walgreen’s has the option of waiting on hold to no music. You press the * key. Thank you! I thought. Then after pressing * I get the message “We’re sorry to keep you waiting….” Paragraph every eight seconds.

I think I’d prefer the muzak?

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AwesomeDog.

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AwesomeDog.

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Scruffy miniature golden-doodle lays curled on Persian rug in winter sun.

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One bag at a time.

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One bag at a time.

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Photograph of a bag of Hook’s cheddar cheese curds from Mineral Point, Wisconsin

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There be food in MKE ~>

https://radiomilwaukee.org/food-drink/2024-02-22/where-to-get-lunch-milwaukee

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There be food in MKE ~>

https://radiomilwaukee.org/food-drink/2024-02-22/where-to-get-lunch-milwaukee

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This is good. Jerks, @saralippmann

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This is good. Jerks, @saralippmann

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Photograph of paperback collection of short stories by Sara Lippmann titled Jerks.

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@neauoire Cool. Thanks.

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@neauoire Cool. Thanks.

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@neauoire What os is this?

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@neauoire What os is this?

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@hawksquill I eat the skin separately. So fruit, then peelings.
Very yum.

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@hawksquill I eat the skin separately. So fruit, then peelings.
Very yum.

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I keep forgetting not everyone eats their orange peelings.
Lemons, too.

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I keep forgetting not everyone eats their orange peelings.
Lemons, too.

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Seems all modernish docs that lean heavily on $foo => $bar and variants are inherently foobared

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Seems all modernish docs that lean heavily on $foo => $bar and variants are inherently foobared