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Ultra-premium cheese curds, five for a buck. #wisconsin

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Ultra-premium cheese curds, five for a buck. #wisconsin

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Photograph of cosmic crisp apple slices, five outstanding white cheese curds, a Chicago cutlery steak knife, and one US dollar atop a hundred-year-old wood cutting board.

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flash fiction word-count hack: replace all occurences of ‘living room’ with ‘kitchen.’

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flash fiction word-count hack: replace all occurences of ‘living room’ with ‘kitchen.’

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Dear %company name%,

This is an exclusive offer for %comapny name%!!

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Dear %company name%,

This is an exclusive offer for %comapny name%!!

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Sasquatch splat ball and Kenyon Review. What’s not to like?
#wisconsin

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Sasquatch splat ball and Kenyon Review. What’s not to like?
#wisconsin

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I rarely toot about #coffee, but this is not good news. Lost coffee!

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I rarely toot about #coffee, but this is not good news. Lost coffee!

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A screenshot of the ‘my orders’ tab on Amazon, showing two bags of Café Oro, may be lost.

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Broasted chicken in the #wisconsin bluffs.

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Broasted chicken in the #wisconsin bluffs.

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Side view of Hagar Heights drive thru, Hagar City, Wisconsin

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Celebrate the ninety-second nap.

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Celebrate the ninety-second nap.

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Happy International Jazz Day!

Some great jazz radio stations:

https://wmse.org/ #Milwaukee
https://wdcb.org #Chicago
https://kcsm.org/ #SanFrancisco

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Happy International Jazz Day!

Some great jazz radio stations:

https://wmse.org/ #Milwaukee
https://wdcb.org #Chicago
https://kcsm.org/ #SanFrancisco

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Not sure if I have enough sarcasm in me this morning to comment on this story.

https://www. theguardian.com/environment/20 24/apr/30/tyson-foods-toxic-pollutants-lakes-rivers

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Not sure if I have enough sarcasm in me this morning to comment on this story.

https://www. theguardian.com/environment/20 24/apr/30/tyson-foods-toxic-pollutants-lakes-rivers

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Dog as editor. Everyone, everydog is a critic.

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Dog as editor. Everyone, everydog is a critic.

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Dog’s teeth-bared reaction to manuscript

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God help me.

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God help me.

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Screenshot of command to install java on my computer.

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Sleep deprivation doesn’t happen overnight. You gotta work at it.

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Sleep deprivation doesn’t happen overnight. You gotta work at it.

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Well. There it is. https://mastodon.social/@WarnerCrocker/112326847410279133

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Well. There it is. https://mastodon.social/@WarnerCrocker/112326847410279133

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He carries himself with the confident air of one who knows he is widely reviled.

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He carries himself with the confident air of one who knows he is widely reviled.

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Cool. https://mastodon.coffee/@Tribear/11228 2125914904685

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Cool. https://mastodon.coffee/@Tribear/11228 2125914904685

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Probably safe to assume your neighbors haven’t read your book.

Please.

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Probably safe to assume your neighbors haven’t read your book.

Please.

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“Dear Submitter,”

Ouch.

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“Dear Submitter,”

Ouch.

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It’s possible to have too many goals.

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It’s possible to have too many goals.

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Photograph of pensive and despondent woman. She has long hair and clear, downcast eyes, and fair skin. A cheek rests upon a closed palm.