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Wondering how far off we are from $50 submission fees.

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Wondering how far off we are from $50 submission fees.

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Keep submitting and keep getting rejected. It’s the only way.

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Keep submitting and keep getting rejected. It’s the only way.

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Apropos apostrophe abuse, considering

https://www. newsweek.com/tim-walz-family-s upport-donald-trump-2024-election-1948797

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Apropos apostrophe abuse, considering

https://www. newsweek.com/tim-walz-family-s upport-donald-trump-2024-election-1948797

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Also, I thought I’d be able to watch this interview (Harris + Walz) end to end, and skip the ads for Massaging Balls. Nope.

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Also, I thought I’d be able to watch this interview (Harris + Walz) end to end, and skip the ads for Massaging Balls. Nope.

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Apropos of nothing, workplace othering can be really hard to watch.

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Apropos of nothing, workplace othering can be really hard to watch.

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Ate pizza last night at Comet Ping Pong, the place famously descended upon by QAnon nut-jobs who alleged Hillary was running a child sex-shop outta the basement. Or something. Remember? Turns out that wasn’t the case, and all the weirdos with pitchforks were sent home. (Comet actually doesn’t even have a basement.)

Part of me believed this place did not exist.

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Ate pizza last night at Comet Ping Pong, the place famously descended upon by QAnon nut-jobs who alleged Hillary was running a child sex-shop outta the basement. Or something. Remember? Turns out that wasn’t the case, and all the weirdos with pitchforks were sent home. (Comet actually doesn’t even have a basement.)

Part of me believed this place did not exist.

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Photograph of me standing before the Comet in Washington, D.C., holding up a white t shirt bearing COMET in black lettering.

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She passes through life on a parade float. #dtw

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She passes through life on a parade float. #dtw

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You pick your car up from the shop and the mechanics have changed all your radio presets.

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You pick your car up from the shop and the mechanics have changed all your radio presets.

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Ready when you are.

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Ready when you are.

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Top-of-the-fold newspaper article headline reads: New Jail Is Now Ready For Prisoners

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Good morning, planet.

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Good morning, planet.

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A calm Wisconsin lake, glassy and pink, at sunrise. Or sunset. Does it matter?

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Where were YOU when YOU heard?

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Where were YOU when YOU heard?

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My feed has remained on this post for a week. I find myself unable to scroll away from it. There is so much going on. And then, true to the nature of our times, I get distracted and forget about it until I can’t look away again.

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My feed has remained on this post for a week. I find myself unable to scroll away from it. There is so much going on. And then, true to the nature of our times, I get distracted and forget about it until I can’t look away again.

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Post of the self-tying Nike shoe app and commentary around it along with this mind-blowing remark: “Some hope that Nike will open-source the app so that customers can maintain their shoes’ original and full functionality.”

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@polluterofminds Get In Trouble, Kelly Link
St Lucy’s Home for Girls Raised by Wolves, Karen Russell
Splendid Anatomies, @allisonwyss

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@polluterofminds Get In Trouble, Kelly Link
St Lucy’s Home for Girls Raised by Wolves, Karen Russell
Splendid Anatomies, @allisonwyss

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Everyone’s got this memorized by now, right?

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Everyone’s got this memorized by now, right?

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Covid test implements and step-by-step instructions.

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@davepolaschek Wow! Gorgeous.

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@davepolaschek Wow! Gorgeous.

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It would be nice if, after months of waiting to respond, lit mags could wait an additional day, say the day after* Father’s Day, to send a form-rejection to a father.

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It would be nice if, after months of waiting to respond, lit mags could wait an additional day, say the day after* Father’s Day, to send a form-rejection to a father.

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joining Teams meeting steps:

open teams
find nail clippers

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joining Teams meeting steps:

open teams
find nail clippers

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Glad to see Milwaukee Tool finally got around to the cordless pickup truck.

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Glad to see Milwaukee Tool finally got around to the cordless pickup truck.

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Red pickup truck branded with the Milwaukee Tools logo. Branding along bed reads, World leader in cordless innovation.