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It's Independence Day Eve here in the States. For those who celebrate, don't forget to leave out Hostess Twinky golden sponge cakes and Chocolate Cupcake snacks for Captain America before you go to bed tonight!
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Aliens probed earth and found out they had mistakenly left behind a beta version of a human emulation bot capable of amassing large amounts of human currency but prone to become more and more irrational and evil over time.
They are now making preparations to transport Elon to their ship as inconspicuously as possible.
#AliensProbed_____AndFoundOut Aliens probed a KFC and found out it tasted like humans
Aliens probed my dryer and found my other sock.
#AliensProbed_____AndFoundOut Aliens probed Congress and found no sign of intelligent life anywhere. #HashtagGames
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Aliens probed Hunter Biden's laptop and found a gaggle of Republicans trying to find a way to indict him over dick pics.
*Edited - spelled "pics" wrong
Aliens probed Meatloaf and found out the one thing he won’t do for love
Aliens probed themselves and found that they enjoyed it immensely.
Aliens probed Schroedingers cat and found it was alive or dead.
he/him Aliens 
probed an egg and found out the yolk’s on them.
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Aliens probed a jelly bean can and found out about converting the potential energy of a compressed spring to kinetic energy.
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Aliens probed Piltdown Man and, “It was found to have consisted of the altered mandible and some teeth of an orangutan deliberately combined with the cranium of a fully developed, though small-brained, modern human.” -Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piltdown_Man
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Aliens probed the Weyland-Yutani Corporation and found out that they could have been living like oligarchs off of the sale of ther eggs ...
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#AliensProbed_____AndFoundOut #HashtagGames Marjorie Taylor Greene and found a peachtree dish and gazpacho police
#aliensprobed_____andfoundout #HashtagGames The ocean near the Titanic wreck and found stupidity
The aliens probed Joni Mitchell's voice and found paradise, unpaved.
The aliens probed Joni Mitchell's voice and found paradise, unpaved.
Aliens probed #HashtagGames and found the best content on the internet.
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Aliens probed each other and found it so enjoyable that they never bothered to develop space travel.