lobster :ablobslurp: :bloblewd:🦞aka Lobster<p>Dear Friends of <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Krystal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Krystal</span></a>,<br><a href="https://krystal.io/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">krystal.io/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p>As you might know I am keen to have a web server/instance.</p><p>Hosted on the <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/interweb" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>interweb</span></a>, <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/spiderverse" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>spiderverse</span></a>, <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Federation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Federation</span></a> Of <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Instances" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Instances</span></a> or whatever it is is being sold off as, these dazey days. :blobcatgooglyshrug: </p><p>Using my remaining £'s, I decided to sew on the <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/GB" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GB</span></a>'s biggest urban <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/server" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>server</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/farmers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>farmers</span></a>, allegedly. Located in Londinium. <br>Started by gamers. <br>Running in East London, where fish and chips were invented or at least brought into the empire strikes back. :ageblobcat: </p><p>...and so deer reader, I choose The Emerald Krystal on a two yearly masta' plan.</p><p>What happened next:<br>0. I obeyed the requirements. Chose a domain name, paid by a credit worthy visa card etc on their outsourced 'link' facility. Game on! It all went through. Only I have not been contacted by <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/DeepThought" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeepThought</span></a> with my 42 answer. Am I too much of a mouse? An imitation mousse? An insecurity risk? Do William Tell...<br>1. They have my email with <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/protonmail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>protonmail</span></a>, they can contact me on the fediverse, am following them.<br>2. Are they awaiting go ahead from their familiar head? 007? Tech clearance?</p><p>It is too much for me to fathom. :abloblamp: They even seem to have disappeared from wikipedia? I will have to kitchen sink into the depths, where the Kraken wakes and light shines on new jewels in the seaweed crown. </p><p>Any advisement welcome?</p><p>The Penguin lives. The Riddler was the internet [...lobster rambles into the sunset] 🦞</p>