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AnneTheWriter<p>Bonus <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <br>Q: What did the dishwasher say to the dirty dish?<br>A: You've obviously got a lot on your plate. </p><p>(It's <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/HootinTootinTuesday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HootinTootinTuesday</span></a> again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Mastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Mastodon</span></a>.)</p><p><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humour</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/FunnyMeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FunnyMeme</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Dishes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Dishes</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Dishwashing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Dishwashing</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Housecleaning" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Housecleaning</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/YardSprinklers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>YardSprinklers</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/GardenHose" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GardenHose</span></a></p>
ErosBlog Bacchus<p>There's just something inherently kinky about a beautiful woman playing with a garden hose. Especially when it's Sigourney Weaver as photographed by Helmut Newton:</p><p><a href="https://www.erosblog.com/2024/08/02/sigourney-weavers-hose/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">erosblog.com/2024/08/02/sigour</span><span class="invisible">ney-weavers-hose/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://kinkyelephant.com/tags/Hose" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Hose</span></a> <a href="https://kinkyelephant.com/tags/GardenHose" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GardenHose</span></a> <a href="https://kinkyelephant.com/tags/Squirting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Squirting</span></a> <a href="https://kinkyelephant.com/tags/Water" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Water</span></a> <a href="https://kinkyelephant.com/tags/Wet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Wet</span></a> <a href="https://kinkyelephant.com/tags/SigourneyWeaver" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SigourneyWeaver</span></a> <a href="https://kinkyelephant.com/tags/HelmutNewton" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HelmutNewton</span></a> <a href="https://kinkyelephant.com/tags/Kinky" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Kinky</span></a> <a href="https://kinkyelephant.com/tags/Sexy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Sexy</span></a> <a href="https://kinkyelephant.com/tags/Slinky" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Slinky</span></a> <a href="https://kinkyelephant.com/tags/Dress" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Dress</span></a></p>
@Om*<p>monitor lizard vs garden hose…</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.cloud/tags/hose" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>hose</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.cloud/tags/gardenhose" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gardenhose</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.cloud/tags/lizard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lizard</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.cloud/tags/monitorlizard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>monitorlizard</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.cloud/tags/animatedgi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>animatedgi</span></a></p>
Raymond Larabie<p>In an unexpected tableau on a Nagoya afternoon, a green garden hose curls atop its gray counterpart, both draped over a green unicycle, as if performing a balancing act on a storage shed. 🐍🎪🚲</p><p>名古屋の午後の予期せぬ風景の中で、緑のガーデンホースがその灰色の相棒の上に巻き付き、収納小屋の上でバランスを取る緑の一輪車の上に置かれています。🐍🎪🚲</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/streetphotography" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>streetphotography</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/streetphotographyjapan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>streetphotographyjapan</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/griiix" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>griiix</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ricoh_gr" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ricoh_gr</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ricohgr" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ricohgr</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ricohgr3" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ricohgr3</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/aichi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>aichi</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nagoya" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nagoya</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/japan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>japan</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/gardenhose" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gardenhose</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/unicycle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>unicycle</span></a></p>
The Skeptic's Book of Lists<p>Bought a new hose. The last one was nothing but endless frustrations that kinked in 18 places every time I moved it half a foot. Does western society have a ritual where you can burn and torture an awful garden hose so the garden hose gods know how much I loathe their creation? <br>__________<br><a href="https://c.im/tags/GardenHose" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GardenHose</span></a></p>
Rhyothemis<p>I need to get a new garden hose &amp; would like something that is non-toxic. It would be nice if it is lightweight &amp; easy to store.</p><p><a href="https://zeroes.ca/tags/gardening" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gardening</span></a> <a href="https://zeroes.ca/tags/GardenHose" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GardenHose</span></a></p>