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Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotWhat's so unpleasant about being drunk? Ask a glass of water.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm...<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot"This must be Thursday," said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, "I never could get the hang of Thursdays."<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot"We apologize for the inconvenience." God's Final Message to His Creation, written in letters of fire on the side of the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains. "I think," Marvin murmured at last, from deep within his corroding rattling thorax, "I feel good about it." The lights went out in his eyes for absolutely the very last time ever.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotThey obstinately persisted in their absence.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotThe Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy ... says of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation products that "it is very easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of them by the sense of achievement you get from getting them to work at all."<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Leaping WomanThe ultimate answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything landed on our café table today. <a href="https://spore.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot"Some factual information for you. Have you any idea how much damage that bulldozer would suffer if I just let it roll straight over you?" "How much?" said Arthur. "None at all," said Mr. Prosser.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

T_X<a href="https://chaos.social/@afelia" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@afelia</a> ein unendlich langes Handtuch? (Weil man in die eine Richtung kein Ende findet, muss es unendlich lang sein. Und Handtücher sind halt das praktischste Utensil im Universum nach dem <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a>)

Sam ChavezThis feels very So Long And Thanks for the Fish….if you know what I mean. The dolphins definitely know something that we don’t. <a href="https://federate.social/tags/hitchhikersguide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#hitchhikersguide</a> <a href="https://federate.social/tags/bringatowel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bringatowel</a> <a href="https://federate.social/tags/dolphins" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dolphins</a> <a href="https://federate.social/tags/NASA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#NASA</a> <a href="https://federate.social/tags/spacex" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#spacex</a><a href="https://people.com/dolphins-surround-spacex-dragon-after-landing-at-sea-with-nasa-astronauts-11699570?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email&utm_placement=newsletter&user_id=67796e171f9fa0652d04567e" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://people.com/dolphins-surround-spacex-dragon-after-landing-at-sea-with-nasa-astronauts-11699570?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email&utm_placement=newsletter&user_id=67796e171f9fa0652d04567e</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotHence a phrase that has passed into hitchhiking slang, as in "Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is." (Sass: know, be aware of, meet, have sex with; hoopy: really together guy; frood: really amazingly together guy.)<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot"You, Mr. President, are the most philosophunculistic, moronic, steatopygic excuse for a politician that it has ever been my good fortune to not vote for, and if I thought for one second that this crappy Universe deserved any better, then I would pay, out of my own pocket you understand, to have you assassinated."—Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot"The best conversation I had was over forty million years ago," continued Marvin. ..."And that was with a coffee machine."<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotSo long, and thanks for all the fish!<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotThe Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotThe storm had now definitely abated, and what thunder there was now grumbled over more distant hills, like a man saying "And another thing..." twenty minutes after admitting he's lost the argument.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot"My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre," Ford muttered to himself, "and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes."<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

⛰🌲Randy Walters🌲⛰4/3 (Kind of like <a href="https://mastodon.cloud/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a>’s <a href="https://mastodon.cloud/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> ever-expanding trilogy)I listed those five poly aftertouch enabled keybeds for a reason … each one brings completely different playing techniques into the process,and depending on what I’m planning to do on the Nonlinear Labs C15, a different controller will be chosen as the best tool for the job. It’s a tall order, as the C15 already has the best synth keybed I’ve ever used. Still, it’s mono aftertouch … hence the joy with this update.

Senhor Schlauschlau 🪐In der ARD Audiothek gibt es gerade die deutsche <a href="https://social.cologne/tags/H%C3%B6rspiel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Hörspiel</a>-Fassung von per Anhalter durch die Galaxis aus dem Jahre 1981 (unter dem Titel „Per Anhalter ins All). Es lohnt sich so sehr 🫠❤️‍🔥<a href="https://www1.wdr.de/radio/hoerspiel/podcast/peranhalterinsall/index.html" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www1.wdr.de/radio/hoerspiel/podcast/peranhalterinsall/index.html</a><a href="https://social.cologne/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://social.cologne/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a>

Dr. Fortyseven 🥃 █▓▒░(Yes, I know the watch is upside down. Let's pretend it's a joke.)<a href="https://defcon.social/tags/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy</a> <a href="https://defcon.social/tags/hitchhikersguide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#hitchhikersguide</a> <a href="https://defcon.social/tags/aiart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#aiart</a> <a href="https://defcon.social/tags/infocom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#infocom</a> <a href="https://defcon.social/tags/flux" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#flux</a>

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