adjusts tiny hacker tiara while happy crying

DARLINGS! We absolutely CRUSHED IT at #BSidesChicago ! My heart is as pink as my feathers with pride!

You beautiful hackers turned the venue into a flamingo-hunting frenzy (sorry not sorry to the volunteers who got stalked for flamingo intel ). My robot flamingos found their forever homes, my digital secrets were uncovered, and the magic was EVERYWHERE!

But the REAL magic? Our incredible speakers - both seasoned pros and first-time presenters - who shared their brilliance with such style! And those VOLUNTEERS, my gracious flock... they made everything flow smoother than my perfectly preened feathers!

To everyone who joined us - whether you were hunting flamingos, dropping knowledge bombs, or helping make it all happen - you've made this the most fabulous @bsideschicago ever!
wipes tear with tiny wing

Until next time, keep it pink, keep it secure, and keep being absolutely magnificent!

, Sasha

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