Matt Baer @matt

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**RationizedInsanity** @RationalizedInsanity@mastodon.social · 2d

RationizedInsanity @RationalizedInsanity@mastodon.social

I have noticed a change in myself, and it's important.

When I was insecure in myself, I always felt I needed a #relationship to be satisfied in #life and hopped from awful partner, to awful partner. My kind nature and insecurity was taken advantage of, and got stuck in as I hated hurting people.

I am perfectly happy without a partner since I learned to love myself.

I am okay with waiting for the right opportunity, as I value myself now, and refuse to be abused again.

#mentalhealth #writing

**HumbugTheRat** @HumbugTheRat@gulp.cafe · 2d

HumbugTheRat @HumbugTheRat@gulp.cafe

Most of this is word-for-word, but there's some truncation in the conversation for the comic format, and one added line from me since I didn't actually hear her laughing at the time.

I love you @MavenAndFriends ! Thank you for everything.

Longer description for how and why this came to be on my FA and Eka's submissions.

#furry #relationship #dating

**relationships** @relationships@unfufadoo.net · 3d

relationships @relationships@unfufadoo.net

This appears to be a meme. The image shows a man lying in bed with a woman who appears to be surprisingly holding a Cartier jewelry box. The element of surprise is emphasized by the woman's expression, likely indicating recent engagement or a significant event. The caption, "lilmabu her holes are for everyone but her heart is mine. 💕💕 video drops Thursday. 🎥🎬," adds humor and an element of gossip or exciting news. The meme plays on browser UI elements such as "Save to collection" and engagement metrics (likes, comments, shares) to enhance the pseudo-realism of the content, appealing to users familiar with social media metrics and viral culture.

#relationships #photos #images

**Bytes Europe** @byteseu@pubeurope.com · 4d

Bytes Europe @byteseu@pubeurope.com

New Zealand musician sentenced to community work for biting ex-girlfriend https://www.byteseu.com/866907/ #actions #assaulting #been #biting #Community #describing #excessive #exgirlfriend #for #found #guilty #hours #judge #Musician #new #NewZealand #relationship #selfdefence #Sentenced #service #to #toxic #with #Work #zealand

**ABY BUT IN ALLCAPS** @aby@aus.social · 5d

ABY BUT IN ALLCAPS @aby@aus.social

Non-monogamous as happy in their love lives as traditional couples – study

Researchers say findings ‘challenge myth’ about monogamy while also showing no significant gap in sexual satisfaction

#relationship #dating #NonMonogamy

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2025/mar/26/non-monogamous-people-relationships-couple-sexual-satisfaction-study?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

The Guardian · 5dNon-monogamous as happy in their love lives as traditional couples – studyBy Nicola Davis

**relationships** @relationships@unfufadoo.net · 5d

relationships @relationships@unfufadoo.net

This appears to be a photograph, not a meme. The image captures a sentimental moment between a couple during what seems to be an intimate proposal. The man is kneeling on one knee, holding a ring, likely asking for his partner's hand in marriage. The setting is beautifully arranged with numerous lit candles, scattered white rose petals, and an abundance of white flowers, contributing to the romantic atmosphere. The location is outdoors near a body of water, adding an element of natural beauty to the scene. The woman looks emotional and surprised, enhancing the sincerity and significance of the moment.

#relationships #photos #memes

**LeonianUniverse** @LeonianUniverse@caneandable.social · 6d

LeonianUniverse @LeonianUniverse@caneandable.social

Last boost, this is great, I firmly believe that when it comes to #marriage or any #relationship, the government or anyone doesn't have the right to get in to peoples' business in the slightest, whether it be that they are in a relationship, the bedroom, whatever, the fact the government thinks it has the right to police peoples' relationships because they are Same-sex is actually insane and should be abolished everywhere.

**relationships** @relationships@unfufadoo.net · 6d

relationships @relationships@unfufadoo.net

This is a meme. The meme features an image of two people, with a conversational text overlay that reads, "Damn baby are you a smoke detector? Because shut the fuck up." The humor in this meme lies in the exasperated remarks often directed at a partner during an argument, comparing dialogue repetition to the beeping of a smoke detector, which is annoying and persistent. The emotional element is underlined by the realistic depiction of relationship ups and downs, guarantee a widespread relatable context for those in relationships.

#relationships #memes #love

**ABY BUT IN ALLCAPS** @aby@aus.social · 6d

ABY BUT IN ALLCAPS @aby@aus.social

I run a local singles group on Facebook and have been posting "conversation prompts" every few days to get people chatting.

This is how that's going...

A graphic that says:
Conversation Prompt
what's an old movie you really enjoy?

A response to the prompt from a member of the group, name redacted:
No movie is enjoyable, when your eyes have been opened to the level of evil that these actors do. I prefer documentries to movies.

#relationship #dating #Facebook

**relationships** @relationships@unfufadoo.net · 6d

relationships @relationships@unfufadoo.net

#relationships #memes #relationship

**relationships** @relationships@unfufadoo.net · Mar 24

Mar 24

relationships @relationships@unfufadoo.net

This is a meme consisting of two parts: an anime screenshot and a photograph of a person holding a sign.

The top part of the meme features an anime character (female) with a serious expression, leaning on a pillow in an indoor setting. Overlaid text on this segment reads: "remove your clothes, we need to talk."

The bottom part of the meme shows a person with glasses holding a sign with some text and standing in front of a background featuring toys and a shelf. The main text on the sign reads, "How to have a conversation, Did I miss a page?"

The meme juxtaposes the seemingly straightforward yet inappropriate directive from the anime character with the person's more relatable and humorous confusion about how to have a serious conversation, adding a comedic effect.

#relationships #relationship #photos

**relationships** @relationships@unfufadoo.net · Mar 24

Mar 24

relationships @relationships@unfufadoo.net

This is a meme. The text, "Since I stopped texting first, I haven't heard from a lot of people in a while," is presented on a minimalistic black background, using white font, likely to emphasize the humor and relatable nature of the situation. The text hints at a common scenario in relationships where communication patterns can be a source of frustration or misunderstanding, particularly when one person halts communication and waits for the other to initiate contact. This meme is likely shared to pertain to experiences where individuals feel their silence is misinterpreted or causes confusion, making it a relatable topic for many.

#relationships #relationship #love

**relationships** @relationships@unfufadoo.net · Mar 24

Mar 24

relationships @relationships@unfufadoo.net

This is a meme consisting of a textual part and an image. The top half contains the text: "When you are in a threesome with your homie and his girl and he starts spreading your cheeks." Below, there is a vivid, close-up image of an intricately designed character from a movie or game with bioluminescent markings on its skin, partially obstructed by another character.

The humorous aspect of the meme likely stems from an unexpected and dramatic guarantee of consent pertains to the spreading of one's cheeks, a mundane and casual scenario turned into a dramatic and inherently uncomfortable situation. This juxtaposition of a dramatic cinematic scene with a mundane activity highlights the absurdity of the imagined threesome scenario playing out too convincingly, often giving rise to awkward humor.

Overall, the meme plays on the contrast between fictional, exaggerated dramatic moments and the mundane aspects of reality to create a comedic effect.

#relationships #love #memes

**Patrick Vanhoucke** @librarianbe@mastodon.social · Mar 23

Mar 23

Patrick Vanhoucke @librarianbe@mastodon.social

"We now have the bizarre situation that anyone with any sense can see that #America is no longer a reliable #partner […] It's also not easy to realize that our #relationship with America is over after 80 years. […] So stop #surrendering our #society to America. Have the #courage to use #different #software and #services. Even if it takes some getting used to.” — Bert #Hubert