#quisling4 #borowitz #traitor #politics #lindseygraham
Quisling of the Week #4
“A true quisling collaborates with the enemy despite knowing better. For that reason, someone like Sen. Tommy Tuberville could never be considered a quisling, because he knows nothing.
And then there’s Lindsey Graham….”
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/traitor-of-the-week-quisling-no-4?r=ymxmu&utm_medium=ios
#satire #borowitz #trump #kingcharles #princeandrew #epstein #alt #ALT4you
The Borowitz Report
King Charles Downgrades Trump’s State Visit to Lunch with Prince Andrew
Satire
#politics #satire #humor #nationalparks #borowitz
The Borowitz Report Doge Staffer Trying to FirePark Ranger is Mauled by Angry Bear
Trump Says White Refugees from South Africa Will Alleviate US’s Severe Shortage of Racists
-- The Borowitz Report
Meanwhile....
>> Worm Warns Senate He Has Eaten 90 Percent of RFK Jr.’s Brain
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/worm-warns-senate-he-has-eaten-90
" #Satire " - from Andy Borowitz
Though "a lot of people say" it's #truth ! Certainly more accurate than 99% of Sir #TrumpVirus' daily word spew.
#abandon #facebook #Zuckerberg #Sociopath #Greedy #Billionaire #Trump follower. Biggest #SocialMedia outlet that is rapidly instituting #Bias #Censorship.
#Borowitz. The 99.999% need to take back our #Politics, #Social has taken network! #Greedy #Oligarchs
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/time-to-unfriend-facebook
#Satire #borowitz #Politics #Facebook #Propaganda #Censorship
“The most common reason people offer is that it’s the best way to keep in touch with friends and family. But didn’t we find other ways to do that before Facebook existed? Those methods—emails, phone calls, and yes, actual letters that you write on pieces of paper and put in envelopes—are still very much available.
Having said that, I can’t make you leave Facebook—that would be overinforcement”
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/time-to-unfriend-facebook?r=ymxmu&utm_medium=ios
#Politics #Inauguration #InaugurationDay #borowitz
“…“…That figure will not be a historically low temperature but will be a record low IQ, experts say. According to record-keepers, the IQ will plummet to a level seen only during the Inauguration of 2017, which notched the modern low for that metric…”